October 2003


The Secret of Gummiberry Juice

--Posted by Crimson Wake @ 10/26/03 12:43 PST.

Ah… the days of innocence, I remember when I would come running into the living room every Saturday morning singing the song to the Gummi Bears.

It's Group Response Time on the Answer Men

--Posted by Riposte101 @ 10/25/03 18:29 PST.

New question, new answer.

MechAssault Capture the Flag Update

--Posted by Riposte101 @ 10/25/03 17:07 PST.

I would like to thank Ghetto Oracle for sharing his strategy on CTF Midtown. Check it out here.

Ah Hell...

--Posted by Riposte101 @ 10/24/03 00:57 PST.

This is a private message for KenshiroKing and Kicker only. You've been warned. Here's my response.

By the way, I did not post the link of the day on 10/23/03. That was KenshiroKing's pitiful attempt to tarnish my good name and also to exact revenge against me for slapping a rainbow sticker on his car. Peel and peel all you want sucker, that isn’t coming off.

My Missing Response

--Posted by Riposte101 @ 10/24/03 00:37 PST.

I've been too busy playing Crimson Skies to respond to these guys' homoerotic comments. Expect a video game review about it soon. It'll say something to the effect of Crimson Skies kicks ass. As an added bonus this game has Bruce Campbell voicing the main character, spouting his usual one-liners. It's just great man. No time to chat, go out and buy this game now and try to catch me on Xbox Live to get in touch with me.

Video Game Review of the Week 10/21

--Posted by KenshiroKing @ 10/21/03 23:35 PST.

Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. School has been a bitch guys. As you'll read in the newest Video Game of the Week class has just really been taking it out of me what with 5 history classes, 4 of them upper division. Anyway, you don't come here to listen to me bitch, that's Kicker's job. You come to me for quality Game Reviews. So read it already.

Last Days of the Star Wars Cartoon Video

--Posted by Riposte101 @ 10/18/03 15:51 PST.

In an effort to preserve some space on the LU site, I will be removing the swcartoon.avi 28.3 MB video at the end of the month. So download it if you haven't already done so.

If you cannot see the video and hear only the audio, download the free DivX 5.0.5 Codec.


--Posted by The Professional Ass Kicker @ 10/18/03 15:17 PST.

Hey there Riposte,
I noticed your book review on The Tao Jeet Kune Do today. Pretty good review...for a woman. But I did notice one very important inaccuracy. There is a particular quote from that review that I don't agree with. And it is: "As much as the Professional Ass Kicker thinks he kicks ass, he'll still never be better than me at it, let alone Bruce Lee, if he doesn't read this book."

You no good, dirty, summummabich. That's it. THE LIGHT IS GREEN!!! I'll take on both you and Bruce Lee, in an anything goes match. You can use any style of fighting or weapon you like. Two on one baby. It's Ass-Kicking time! Screw the paycheck, you guys are gonna get yours!

September Book Recommendation...Finally

--Posted by Riposte101 @ 10/16/03 00:19 PST.

As much as the Professional Ass Kicker thinks he kicks ass, he'll still never be better than me at it, let alone Bruce Lee, if he doesn't read this book.

When the Clock Strikes Page Six

--Posted by The Professional Ass Kicker @ 10/14/03 17:51 PST.

Page 6 of The Professional Ass Kicker's comic adaptation of Tannith Lee's Cinderella story is up. Click here to read the story from its beginning.

The TV Update: LU's Only Regularly Updated Section

--Posted by Crimson Wake @ 10/13/03 19:47 PST.

PSA… Sex, Drugs, and… umm… SEX!

Modern Art

--Posted by The Professional Ass Kicker @ 10/12/03 22:35 PST.

Welcome to the world of "Modern Art". The laymen term for such art is "crap".

Attack of the TV Update

--Posted by Crimson Wake @ 10/04/03 09:23 PST.

Chongolongo… was that a flying monkey?!