The Holidays are Here Again
--Posted by Riposte101 @ 21:10 PST.
I hope you guys have all finished your gift
shopping. It so happens that every year KenshiroKing creates and
distributes a Christmas list to friends and family so he insures
that he gets the gifts really wants. Here are some of the items
on said list:
1. Widescreen Version of Legally Blond DVD (He really wants
to watch the director's commentary.)
2. Britney's Dance Beat PS2 (OOH!!...PUT IT DOWN!!...I KNOW
BRITNEY HAS WHAT IT TAKES TO WIN!!!)
3. Two Front Teeth (He lost his in a horrible Choo Choo Train accident.)
4. A Subway Sandwich (To keep to his diet.)
5. A Choo Choo Train Set
6. A Pony (No idea what he's going to do with this, he wouldn't
7. Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo Betamax (Breakin' is cool.)
8. A Volkswagen Van with Tinted Windows and a Mattress in the Back
Here's Terralor's list:
1. Three-some with twins.
2. Four-some with triplets.
3. O R G Y with a brunnette, redhead, blonde and an asian girl.
4. Viagra to enjoy these gifts to their fullest.
5. A week of paid vacation to recover.
--Posted by The Professional
Ass Kicker @ 21:49 PST.
Since we are making Christmas lists here's mine.
1. Soundtrack to the Lizzy McGuire Movie.
2. A prostitute (I hear that having sex can be pretty fun.)
3. Something that makes ass hair stop growing.
4. "Natural Growth" pills (I hear I can grow up to 3 inches.)
5. Membership to Over40Fetish.com
We're the Men with Answers
--Posted by The Professional
Ass Kicker @ 21:54 PST.
Question: I'm planning on going to a nude
beach for the first time. Any advice I should keep in mind? -Thanh
things first, buddy. It's not going to be quite what you expect.
I'm sure that you're imagining that there will be plenty of barely
legal young girly girls bouncing around splashing water at each
other. That's just not going to happen. The true situation is that
you're probably going to bump into your mom there with that nice
man from the meat market who's always offering your mom some "Genuine
I-talian tube-steak". They'll be walking around in their putrid
oldness with their dusty giblits bouncing around in a sort of hypnotizing
way. Only disgusting perverts go to nude beaches. But hey, if you
feel the need to do this as some sort of right of passage in becoming
a man, go for it. Just be sure that if for some crazy reason some
hot chick ends up there, like some hole in the space time continuum
or something, don't go into the cold ass, nipply water. It can only
go bad from there. I mean you're probably already pretty small as
--Posted by Riposte101 @ 21:55 PST.
It's ok if you want to go into the cold water.
Just remember to rub furiously before getting out.
More Answer Men
New Maps for Counter-Strike
--Posted by Riposte101 @ 23:05 PST.
Two hidden maps were released today as part
of Valve's expansive play program. The maps were Office and Inferno.
A New Layout and a Few Words
--Posted by Riposte101 @ 15:01 PST.
As you can see, we have a new layout. I'm
still working on converting the rest of the site over. It won't
take me too long though as I just finished with school and now have
some spare time.
In other news It's been a good year for us
here at LU. I want to thank all the people who have helped with
our young site.
Lastly, you can go build up some karma to
burn for the coming year by buying a few kids some video games at
Childs Play Benefit. Just make it anonymous so their parents
don't down bring litigation against you when their kids shoot up
their school or something.
Guns Don't Kill People, Video Games
--Posted by Riposte101 @ 20:08 PST.
I'd like to be the first to welcome aboard the newest member of our
LU staff Stray Dog.
He will be periodically writing exclusive video game reviews and various
other polygon related articles for our site.
I hope you find his first article, On Violence
and Thievery, as enjoyable a read as I did.