August 2003


New LU Logo

--Posted by Riposte101 @ 8/28/03 16:09 PST.

I'd like to thank The BachelorPad for the new main logo. You can check out his Xbox Live clan site at They put the FU back in FUN or some shit.

Book Review of the Month

--Posted by Riposte101 @ 8/28/03 00:08 PST.

It's like Little Women, but with a traumatically abused Christian boy as the protagonist.

Xbox Live

--Posted by Riposte101 @ 8/27/03 15:00 PST.

Xbox Live 2.0 Subscription Plans Announced

Rant Appended

Well, well. Looks like bitching actually gets something accomplished after all. Read this follow up to my broke games rant.

Video Game Review of the Week 8/27

--Posted by KenshiroKing @ 8/27/03 10:29 PST.

China is here, Mr. Burton

Limitless Units Exclusive

--Posted by Riposte101 @ 8/24/03 22:22 PST.

The makers of the Samurai Jack cartoon series are coming out with twenty 3 minute cartoons titled Star Wars: Clone Wars set to air this fall on the Cartoon Network. These will take place following the events that occured in that piece of shit Star Wars: Attack of the Clones. You can see the LU exclusive of the entire first episode shot by me at the San Diego Comic Convention.

Warning, this is a very large file.
swcartoon.avi 28.3 MB

If you cannot see the video and hear only the audio, download the free DivX 5.0.5 Codec.

Professional Ass Kicker Origin

--Posted by Riposte101 @ 8/24/03 21:35 PST.

I finally got around to editing and posting up the origin of the Professional Ass Kicker in video format. That poor kid...

kickersumo.avi 8.65 MB

If you cannot see the video and hear only the audio, download the free DivX 5.0.5 Codec.

Broke Ass Games Rant

--Posted by KenshiroKing @ 8/24/03 18:19 PST.

Damn do I hate it when games don't work.

My DVD List

--Posted by Riposte101 @ 8/23/03 1:42 PST.


Page Three

--Posted by Riposte101 @ 8/19/03 17:36 PST.

Page three of the Professional Ass Kicker's comic is now up and available for viewing.

Art Update

--Posted by Riposte101 @ 8/19/03 7:27 PST.

The Professional Ass Kicker and Innovasian will now be fielding your ignorant questions about art and the meaning of life. Come get enlightened.

Video Game Review of the Week 8/19

--Posted by KenshiroKing @ 8/19/03 00:08 PST.

Back on schedule finally, here is this week's game review.

New Layout

--Posted by Kenshiroking & Riposte101 @ 11:25 PST.

Things have been a little behind here, in case you haven't noticed. This has been because we have been implementing our new layout, sans frames. This is our gift to you. Updates to resume next week.

Movie Review of the Week

--Posted by Riposte101 @ 8/14/03 23:04 PST.

Continuing my tour of Asia.

Slacker Postpones Game of the Week

--Posted by KenshiroKing @ 8/12/03 22:36 PST

Sorry about that. The waves were REALLY good down at Black's Beach today, and I am freaking tired. So shoot me. It'll be up tommorow.

Innovasian: The Origin

--Posted by Riposte101 @ 8/09/03 19:50 PST.

See how Nova came to be the freak that you see before you in this two-part story.

Page Two

--Posted by Riposte101 @ 8/08/03 07:29 PST.

Page Two of Professional Ass Kicker's comic is now available for viewing. Go check it out.

Rant Section Enabled

--Posted by KenshiroKing @ 8/05/03 20:00 PST.

Holy shit, that's a crapload of enabling. Anyway, now you can listen to us bitch

Music Section Enabled

--Posted by Riposte101 @ 8/05/03 17:30 PST.

You wanted updates right? Here's your fucking update. With that, I would also like to welcome aboard Terralor to our staff. Ahoy Terralor. He will be running the music section. You've also very likely seen his name tossed around as he is behind many of the choicest lotds.

Movie Review of the Week

--Posted by Riposte101 @ 8/05/03 16:49 PST.

Japanese girls...with swords.

Video Game Review of the Week

--Posted by KenshiroKing @ 8/05/03 15:45 PST.

What the hell is this? We still have a website? Crap...'s a video game review of the week. Sorry about that. Aheh.

Art Section Enabled

--Posted by Riposte101 @ 8/02/03 20:59 PST.

I was kicking so much ass that my foot was starting to get tired, so I hired a "Professional" to help. I'm glad to present our new Art section run by the Professional Ass Kicker and Innovasian.